Christmas Tree Jokes And Puns

From fun modern christmas cracker jokes to (sometimes) hilarious festive puns, these should entertain children, friends and relatives at parties and family gatherings.

Christmas tree jokes and puns. What happens to elves when they behave naughty? A big list of christmas lights jokes! We've collected the best of christmas tree jokes and puns just for you.

You may also want to check out our leaf puns, nut puns or our christmas tree puns entry. When you're ready to post any of those snaps on instagram, you'll want the ultimate punny caption to pair with it, because many people love puns just as much as they love festive christmas lights. We all know when the family has a few too many eggnogs, the jokes start fly.

Have a smile with these tree themed jokes and puns. There are more than 100 of the top christmas jokes on this epic list! Someone took my mate’s fake christmas tree.

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These jokes and puns are great for your family christmas card. Christmas puns exercise how well you know your words, and just how good you are at weaving them together to come up with an entertaining phrase that changes their meanings entirely. Who hides in the bakery at christmas?